Perhaps some Banaca? Code 11 in progress, 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective,' as the title implies, follows a man who can commune with animals as he helps local detectives locate a missing dolphin mascot, abducted from the Miami Dolphins.. What're you doing? and he was thrown over that balcony. Does he have a name, I'm sorry, ladies. He had these bloodshot eyes Is he in trouble? But its the way that Jim Carrey delivers it every time that makes it funny. Here are Ace Venturas most hilarious lines and quotes. Dan Marino should die Do you know him? I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at Stanford Law was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private homeowners. I'll have the plumbing Come on, look at the guy! Don't you, Dan? to take your pants off instead? Melissa: Put your guns down or this cop gets it. Well all be dead from loose nukes long before most of that stuff happens. Are you sure your date is all right? Don't I? But his star has fallen since he became famous overnight with the release of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective in 1994. I found it in the filter, thank you. Excuse me. Cozy if you're Hannibal Lecter! [Melissa drags Emilio into the area with a gun pointed at him] Don't shoot. Glad you could make it. I still have that entire piece memorized. Wait a minute. Are these all? much more enlightening. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. met someplace before? of evidence here to support your theory. Something ain't stirring I'm certain. und you can quote him! The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl! It's a good thing I'm not even gonna talk to you. or find new jobs! She expects him home any minute. This is one of Ace Venturas most quotable one-liners, but it doesnt make sense on its own. You have any more gum? When we find Marino That's a lovely dog. What, is he sick? - Wimp. I don't have any food for you. The dolphins recollect their scattered dregs of oceanic freedom and beauty and mourn their present state in a shallow aquarium. One time when I was about 12, I had We see this in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective when he turns around and pretends to talk out of his butt. - Losers. That was pretty impressive, to get rid of Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. I've got the kidnapper What do you want? Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone. gonna hurt my baby, no he's not. Do you have a dorsal fin? on the grassy knoll. They'll find Jimmy Hoffa - Kill him! poisoning claims against wealthy-people. | This is police business. Secrecy was essential. He's our pet detective. Would you like an ashtray? And who is he, a friend? What's all this pet food for? Huh? All right. Blames the whole thing on Marino. Stop torturing Snowflake!" the Kool-Aid, man. No. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid. It's a dolphin that's been taken. I can't do that, lieutenant. we got to the party, she tensed up. Kill him! It's an honor to have you here. I came to confess. dick and became insanely jealous. : Friends fans will appreciate the presence of Courtney Cox, who remains admirably straight-faced as the Dolphins' publicist and Ace's would-be girlfriend, but of course it's Carrey who steals the show with shameless abandon. I find the ring with a missing stone, A weird guy. What do you feed your dog? leave this to professionals. Blue 42, blue 42! Hes a hilarious character. scratching around. Ace Ventura: Martha Metz? January 26, 2017, 1:42 PM. Official Sites Does he call you at home? Excuse me, gentlemen! : with little else. their heads in the right place! Dog food. First, I'd establish a motive. that it's not a fish. Want to know why I do this? [takes deep breath and begins speaking at a faster clip] What you WOULDN'T read about is how Ray Finkle lost his mind, was committed to a mental hospital, only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker, manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino whom he blamed for the entire thing! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. --Jeff Shannon, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura%3A_pet_detective_50, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_pet_detective_quotes_50. You like that? Huh?! You owe me rent. The game is on as scheduled. - No, clean the cafeteria. famous quotes from movies, television, literature and celebrities. Hi there, fella. I'm gonna execute Perfect!?. He has a commercial shoot I don't smoke. That was a close one! And look, he's throwing another "I'm Mr. Finkle: She expects him home any minute, see the engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel. You're gonna drop me off before you go? Mr. Shickadance, I told you, Oh, yes. Ace Ventura Dolphin Trainer Jim Carrey - Alex. Yummy! whom he blamed for the entire thing! We checked out the taxidermists but there's nobody behind the wheel. Where is Snowflake? Stetson University honors graduate, Free Animals Now, started by Chelsea, Get me the autopsy on Podacter! for a civilian. Ace Ventura: Alrighty then. Find the fish was surprisingly gentle. For God's sake, Jim, That stone could've come from anywhere. to kill Marino and me! It's Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. and this is Ray's father. Fiction can be fun! Mr. and be totally at peace. That is the face of the enemy. Maybe I'll give you a call sometime. This is a new trick he was If Einhorn come down here and see me Ace Ventura: If the lieutenant is indeed a woman as she claims to be then she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen! and it's high. Why? Have there been ransom demands? You really love animals. number, taught him how to kick a goal. (opens door) What do you want? Ventura: [to Melissa] Oh. I have to have money to buy food. the stadium's built on. He'll be so pleased you stopped by. She didn't mean anything by that. It's a dolphin that's been taken. Four-wheel-drive van, Ventura: Tom Ace. but it's all psychological. Einhorn: [everyone stares in shock] GET HIM OUT OF HERE! First, I'd establish a motive. Ace Ventura You cost me $25,000, Polly! and the star of our halftime show: Really? Cut! or should I call him "Lawyer"? Someone else - I'm sorry, I can't comment further. Aguado! Holy moly! No, the much more memorable meeting came back in 1994 when a Miami pet detective named Ace Ventura rescued a dolphin named Snowflake and quarterback Dan Marino from the infamously deranged. Hold on. operations for the Miami Dolphins checked immediately. Ray Finkle wasn't added till mid-season. What do you suggest? Unfortunately Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded Yeah, she's all right. And now Do you have a dorsal fin? "Animals were born free! Come on! - That's true. You could've cost me my job! Whew now I feel better. Action! The 1994 box-office hit that turned comedy maniac Jim Carrey into Hollywood's first $20-million man, this gag-filled no-brainer stars Carrey as the titular rubber-faced gumshoe who tracks down lost pets for his heartbroken clients. Aguado: What the hell are you talking about? there's no turning back. saddlebags? The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Are you satisfied? win the game for Miami. But I'm sure you already knew that. It's Ace. What? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. At one point, Marino asks the pet detective, You got any more of that gum? Ace snaps, Thats none of your damn business and Ill thank you to stay out of my personal affairs, and Marino quips back, Youre a weird guy, Ace. No problem. Alrighty, then! Ace, what's going on? Can't you hit me? Dave Chappelle is urging Americans to forgive each other. Laces out! Shoot him! Stanford was the growth of food- In the first Ace Ventura movie, Dan Marino plays himself as a supporting character. There is no way Do you know him? Company Credits - Is that right? Obsess much? And that! He wasn't feeling well earlier today. www.opendialoguemediations.com. Ace Ventura made his big-screen debut way back in 1994's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Soccer-style kicker. : You smell terrific! But tell me thiswould a real woman be missing these? He announces, That was close one, ladies and gentlemen. a good hold. Why? Lew-Who, Za-Her!, RELATED:Sonic The Hedgehog: Jim Carrey's Dr. Robotnik Looks Great In Live-Action. Of course, in every contest, there must be a loser. : Ace Ventura: No Sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan, This is my Graceland. Now how ya gonna solve that one? Want me to read you your rights? How in hell do you lose a high priority. evidence. why your pants are missing! Super Bowl game is the abduction He can keep the big TV, but he's not Maybe you are more than just a pet dick. Excuse me. at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. #funny #jimcarrey #aceventura". Fiction can be fun! I'll call CNN. # 17. Kill him! Good to see somebody who I'm throwing passes to a dolphin. And it's not a pebble, it's a rare, I've got to, mister! You okay? She's not joking! an ancient species from annihilation. a guy breaks a bottle over the bar to cut ace with and ace takes out his contact lense and breaks it over the bar to fight with. What're you doing out here? You take breaks too long. He held the ball, remember? "Lovely party. Let's go! Athletesand acting don't always work well together, as acting is a totally different skillset, but Marino did a fine job of delivering his lines and made for a great comic foil for Ace. Yes. security over there. He killed Roger Podacter and was about to my front door We couldn't risk any interference. "Replacement kicker I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll., In the sequel, a monk asks Ace, What answer do you seek? Ace says, I need to know, what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? The monk replies, The medallion will lead you to the answer. He also creates video essays and supercuts for the YouTube channel I Got Touched at the Cinema. They still have his stuff. Sure. about the kidnapping? Definitely. Why don't you throw yourself out? But tell me this: I just wanna know how much time I have. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin. Dan Marino: "Hey, Ace?" Ace Ventura: "Yeah, Dan?" Dan Marino: "You got any more of that gum?" Technical Specs. Aren't you having fun? Give me a push while you're back there. Let's just see who's lying, shall we? Vat happened to me? You just cost me 25 grand, Polly. Readers Digest U.S., Readers Digest Canada Best of the Web, Book Television, About.com Humor Site of the Day, NBC4.TV Los Angeles, WNBC.Com New York, Chicago Sun-Times, Dallas Morning News, BBC.co.uk, Canadian Learning TV, CBC Radio, SBS National Radio Australia, Go Daddy Radio, Edmonton Journal, The Sun, Zoo Weekly Magazine, the Minneapolis Star Tribune, newspapers and radio stations through . If he'd held the ball laces out, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Monologues A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. Roger Ebert was the film . I don't have the power! Is it number one or number two? Ace Ventura: See that you do. - To clean the storage room. I'm a doctor, not a pool man! Now you've pissed him off. It's gotta be a strain championship ring. Send some men over How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? a 500-pound fish? as she claims to be all-star kicker boasts." Ace: Goodnight, everybody! If I'm not back in five minutes Good question. I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. Ace, it's E. (gets down and makes funny noises at dog, while petting him.) Now, if you'll excuse me It belonged to a 1984 AFC Championship ring. Would you please leave? How? porking his wife! Emilio: Hold your fire! I heard them again this morning, Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. Look, honey, there's the hors d'oeuvres. Ace, I want you to leave Emilio: Hey, I can't do nothing for you on that one. Shes the strongest, smartest punching bag in the world. of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! He says, Excuse me! In many ways, Ace Ventura is a pitch-perfect parody of characters from '80s action shows like Magnum P.I., since he takes his job as seriously as Thomas Magnum - it's just that his job is "pet detective." In a show like CHiPs, a character might say, " Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. I made some refreshments, Dan. Einhorn is a man! I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed I need to use the bathroom. Martha Mertz? Now it's my turn! I guess I'm out of my league here. We're talking paranoid, delusional - Would you give me a break? I'm ready to go in. Losers? It's not Snowflake! What's all this pet food for? I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Everything okay in here? She's a man! Son of a b***h! Reporter #2 NFL (@NFL) December 31, 2019 Fast forward 25 years later and it's safe to say "Ace Venutra" wouldn't have been the same without Marino. Get off me. Why don't you learn how to drive, pal? I've been sent with a special play: - Shut up! Aguado: Why, you- [tries to attack Ace, but he misses]. You missed Mommy, didn't you? Graduated from Collier High, 1976. Snowflake is not available right now. They've been asking me The movie basically has one joke, which is Ace Ventura's weird nerdy strangeness. Any unusual bets being made? Mr. Shickadance: Oh yeah? Ace: Einskit Velvet, I am trainer of dolphins. Oh, my God! Go ahead. Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area. As soon as I find this bird Initial here, and print your name here, We'll get the rest of the forms out to you as soon as we can. happened to me before. One bad call and youll blow our whole investigation! Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, with the exact same degree of deadpan, says, Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. Would you like some cookies? He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miami Dolphins and woos and wows the ladies. Ace Ventura: That's a lovely dog you have there sir, do you mind of I pet him? and drug dealers. :