Champagne Supernova, anyone? The Journal supports the work of the Press Council of Ireland and the Office of the Press Theres innocent fun, and then theres ruining a new millennium before its barely begun. : The faux-cockney tone of Luke Concannons vocals, as he sings, . SALON is registered in the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office as a trademark of Salon.com, LLC. It's no surprise that Creed won this poll. The Jonas Brothers. Unlike Weetabix, however, theres not a shred of evidence suggesting Fleet Foxes prevent colorectal cancer. 50. at the Disco, which makes this entire decade of music suck just a little bit harder than it did before. The video is something special too, a mad vision of the future from the mind of someone who put too much faith in the plot for. Consider yourself lucky if you dont remember lyrics like Oh please Mr. President, will you lend me a future. Their hit Whats Up? meanwhile combines the worst of what Ani DiFranco and grunge had to offer, all of it dressed up in thrift store clothing that probably smelled funny. He needs that sugar hit again, and again, and again. WebTHE 2000S WAS a landmark decade for indie music, producing acts that are still huge today Arctic Monkeys, Arcade Fire, and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, to name but a few. Don't even get us started on singer Bill's Native American headdress hair and his guitarist brother Tom who appears to dress in clothes an obese basketball player has given to him. MDQL is preparing to belt! WebTHE 2000S WAS a landmark decade for indie music, producing acts that are still huge today. This song isnt really so bad in of itself its more the fact that it introduced the trend of over-produced pop guff purporting to be massive indie bangers. 'This Love' was the bands biggest hit alongside the vaguely creepy 'She Will Be Loved'. Limp Bizkit are a very easy band to hate, I do admit, however even if they are pretty much asking for the hate it is still undeserved. Rashawn Ross and Tim Reynolds have also become full-time touring members of the band. We know you've noticed it, the sudden influx of '90s nostalgia bands that have made their way back on tour. The founding members were singer-songwriter and guitarist Dave They were listed number seven on the Billboard top artist of the decade, with four albums listed on the Billboard top albums of the decade. The quartet has disappeared, but the bands dubious legacy lives on through member Linda Perry, writer and producer of some of the most boring radio songs imaginable, including Christina Aguileras Beautiful and Pinks Get the Party Started. -Liz Ohanesian, Emerging with their mid-aughts hit Grind With Me, Pretty Ricky somehow managed to lower the bar when it came to heartthrob groups with baby-oil-smeared chests. Share with Friends Add To Playlist. She's another reminder that we live in a post-Black Eyed Peas era. Copyright 2023 Salon.com, LLC. -Ben Westhoff, With the exception of the song Band On the Run which sounds like a forgotten White Album b-side and the bass breakdown on Live and Let Die, there are no greater offenders of 70s schlock than Wings. Boyd Tinsley was added to the band as a violinist soon after the band was formed. Li-ike. It is, roughly, that music achieved perfection in 1977, no one outside of New York City is important, and your interaction with credibility and its overseers is a bigger concern than learning how not to be an insufferable, self-obsessed jerk. Ill probably never get past it. : Can We Fix It?s constant, cheap garage beat, the audio equivalent of someone drilling a hole in your conscience. I mean, really, was the "he-said-she-said bullshit" that rage-inducing, Fred Durst? But we were naive in 2006. What made it so bad: One happy clappy singalong of Hey Babys chorus is nice, harmless fun. The band is composed of lead guitarist and lead vocalist Chad Kroeger, rhythm guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist Ryan Peake, bassist Mike Kroeger, and drummer Daniel Adair. WebFather of All Motherfuckers, Green Day (2020) In 2022, Loudwire published that Father of All Motherfuckers was the highest ranked rock album on a list of the worst albums of the Becoming popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s, the band released three consecutive multi-platinum albums, one of which has been certified diamond and has sold over 28 million records in the United States, and over 40 million albums worldwide,becoming the ninth best-selling artist of the 2000s.Creed is often recognized as one of the prominent acts of the post-grunge movement of the late 1990s and early 2000s and is one of the most commercially successful rock bands of all time. And there comes a point in Hey Baby when it threatens to never end. And so in that spirit we present the worst bands of all time. This pic just screams "Radio Disney." Where would the world of sporting montages be without The Hives? The mere mention of tracks like Two Princes create an earworm so powerful that youre going to need to see an ENT doctor. If you aren't familiar with English bands in the 2000s this may be news to you but this terrible three-piece sold an enormous 3million albums in their 4-year career. Whether they're singing songs about wishing to cheat on their existing girlfriend with their ex or- actually, you understand I should not even need to continue that sentence. Content copyright Journal Media Ltd. 2023 Registered in Dublin, registration number: The point being: had this song not existed within a viral fad, literally nobody would care. Thank you for supporting LA Weekly and our advertisers. WebTop 10 Alternative Bands of the 2000s WatchMojo.com 25M subscribers Join Subscribe 15K 1.1M views 8 years ago Find links in the description below to buy the music featured in this video! The View had one song. See if you can pick out which one we're talking about. Nick, Joe and Kevin are met by hordes of screaming girls wherever they go, but they make us scream for altogether different reasons. My dads totally had a bloody hard day / But hes been good fun and bubblin and jokin away. Oi oi, guvnor! -Ben Westhoff, Funk metal is a bad idea. American nu metal band. Why you start a pop punk band who can't see past Fall Out Boy for influences of course! We don't mean that in a good way. Just have a little patience while I bang my head against this wall and wait for the pain to eclipse the misery of this song. I would take being pepper-sprayed dead in my eye over listening to these guys any day. Billboard ranks them the top rock group of the decade, and their hit song "How You Remind Me" was listed as the top rock song of the decade and the fourth song of the decade. Inexplicably popular, the band continue to break peoples ears and will to live the world over. Smash Mouth is what would have happened if Limp Bizkit made love to a Lisa Frank poster. Let me make this clear right now: if you're a fan of Post-Grunge, Nu Metal, or Pop Punk, we salute you. Comments. Powter sings in generalisations, (Youre faking a smile with the coffee to go, You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost). Scouting For Girls, you crossed the line about eight choruses ago. Josh Homme might pop up and read a kids bedtime story every so often, but its a by-and-large mind-numbing existence. WebTop 10 Worst Bands of Al Time. The founding members were singer-songwriter and guitarist Dave Matthews, bassist Stefan Lessard, drummer/backing vocalist Carter Beauford and saxophonist LeRoi Moore. / Get it crackin / Dont stop, get it get it. This was for a kids movie. advertising. [29] 2000s2010s Playing with Fire, Kevin Federline (2006) The only album recorded by Kevin Federline, ex-husband of Britney Spears, Playing with Fire is review aggregator Metacritic 's lowest-scoring album with a rating of 15. Because their backstage altercations always boiled down to sibling rivalry. That and a pair of testicles. The band's biggest hit came with the aforementioned 'Hate My Life' where Connelly rallies against (besides the homeless) his wife, his lack of money, his friends and not being able to sleep with young girls- honestly. Nothing gets worse. SpouseParentChildSiblingFamily memberOther, Sweet James has my permission to help provide a free police report, Ciel Spa aka @CielSpaBH located the SLS Hotel i, Welcoming over 100,000 people every year, what beg, The holiday season is a time of giving! To further plummet any scrap of credibility the band might have had lead singer Donny Tourette (Real name: Pat) appeared on Celebrity Big Brother alongside Leo Sayer and Jermaine Jackson. Thirty-something adults who now now roll their eyes at Drake's "YOLO" are no better: Chances are good that they used to follow around the cultish Dave Matthews Band 10 years ago, imparting profound, oft-quoted wisdom like "eat, drink and be merry" and "life is short but sweet for certain" while living it up in the suburbs and broadening their worldview by sneaking in SoCo and taking road trips to the Jersey Shore. The band's musical output is nothing compared to the album artwork however. They are best known for the 1997 hit song "MMMBop" from their major label debut album Middle of Nowhere, which earned three Grammy nominations. -Ben Westhoff, Touted as the originators of punk, the Sex Pistols were really just a third-rate Faces rip off with a low-rent Richard Hell on vocals. This time, car video games. Who needs vocals when you've got auto-tune? WebHere is my list of the Top Ten Worst Rock Bands of the 2000s. Interchangeable with Matchbox 20, but technically not Matchbox 20. We'll give it to them, their biggest smash 'In Too Deep' wasn't that bad, but the group have been ploughing the same one-dimensional furrow for far too long now. Across their three studio albums, James, Charlie and Matt inflicted such nightmarish songs as 'Year 3000', 'Air Hostess' and 'Thunderbirds' upon our poor ears. 6. Their most recent album, Away from the World, was released in 2012, and also debuted at number one on the Billboard chart. Like Piers Morgan. -Nicholas Pell, Formed in the late aughts, The Raconteurs consist of Jack White and some other guys. But nothing excuses a throwaway, novelty kids TV song about a builder fixing things, managing to shift over a million copies, becoming the highest-selling song of 2000 and the first Christmas number one of the 00s. We had nothing to do with the results. We didnt see Chico coming. The band now records under its own label, 3CG Records. 1. We would have hoped that Whitley's split with Avril Lavigne, (the other Canadian rock star who just barely missed this list) would have inspired him to write some better songs of heartbreak? Trace Cyrus is the lead in this group of wannabe punks and his equine features gallop their way through everything Metro Station do. Afterwards, the band put out their biggest album to date, All The Right Reasons which produced 3 top 10 singles and 5 top 20 singles, on the Billboard Hot 100 example of songs like "Photograph", "Far Away", and "Rockstar". What made it so bad: First of all, the world is a better place with Out of Your Mind in it. But then this happened. Ward was crowned the winner ofThe X Factor before releasing this radically uninventive ballad, which sounds like every single X Factor winners song ever. I would like to point out that the members of The Maccabees are called things like Orlando, Hugo, Felix, and Rupert. Until these '00s shows stop, I'll be reminding everyone of not only how terrible frosted tips are, but how awful music from the '00s was, because I'm afraid for our nation. Following them we had a British version in The Libertines, a romantic and literate younger brother to The Strokes who gave the whole British music scene a kick up the backside. Just when you thought you were out, they pull you back in. Worse, the band members went on to respectively spawn the equally turgid McFly, Son of Dork and Fightstar. By far the finest thing to ever come from this group is allure cover of "Down With The Sickness" from Richard Cheese that makes a look in Dawn of the Dead. Worst bit: Can We Fix It?s constant, cheap garage beat, the audio equivalent of someone drilling a hole in your conscience. Hating Nickelback used to be cool, but it's so easy that it's kind of just a fact, now. And there comes a point in Hey Baby when it threatens to never end. Billboard ranked Creed as the 18th best artist of the 2000s. -Nicholas Pell, The Pussycat Dolls may seem like an easy target, but theyre actually a quite difficult one, considering theyre less band than brand. The Killers. We don't want to hate on them too much because now its pretty 'hip' to hate Nickelbackbut hey it's still kind of fun. One True Voice - Proof that reality TV pop stars are not invincible. Worst bit: The rolling piano refrain is actually quite good, which throws the whole song into stark relief. Dave Parsons joined Bush shortly after leaving the band Transvision Vamp. Send us a tip using our anonymous form. They are allegedly a different, other hated band. He needs that sugar hit again, and again, and again. We love funk, we love metal, but we also love peanut butter and veggie burgers, just not together. We don't mean that in a good way. 11. The Madden brothers were so edgy, too, with their guyliner and all. Fleet Foxes, unfortunately, are more like Weetabix, a healthful, bowel-movement-inducing breakfast option that skimps on taste. Because nobody will stand for this ever again. Moore died suddenly in August 2008 due to complications from injuries sustained in an ATV accident. Web10. Or perhaps the reason nobody knows who Tokio Hotel are is that they are a painfully bad band aimed at the kind of people who find Good Charlotte too extreme. : Its chipmunks singing about sex. I was born too late into a world that doesnt care,, when accountants didnt have control / And when media couldnt buy your soul.. This pic just screams "Radio Disney." , Spotify, the iPhone. WebWorst band of all time 24 Ed Sheeran Edward Christopher "Ed" Sheeran is an English singer-songwriter and musician. 10 Worst Hard Rock Lyrics Of The 2000s. -Nikki Darling, See also: Top Three Beatles Who Got a Star on the Walk of Fame Before Paul McCartney, A good band should be like Frosted Mini-Wheats, a substantive cereal loaded with fiber and whole grains made edible by delicious sugary coating. And on closer inspection, Thoms debut is a nauseating hark back to the oh-so-glorious olden days, with several factual flaws, the most notable being that Johnny Rotten wouldnt be seen dead with flowers in his hair. Only, some of the below groups possess testicles only in the symbolic sense. Pretty Rickys rap-R&B hybrid is so tasteless and tacky, even, that it could make Mariah Carey blush. They definitely are not as timeless or genuine as Rage Against the Machine however I still do think they deserve to be considered one of the better rap metal bands. 1. Will happily stomp and screech along to Standing In The Way Of Control for the rest of my life. Their work is marked by Durst's abrasive, angry lyrics and Borland's sonic experimentation and elaborate visual appearance, which includes face and body paint, masks and uniforms, as well as the band's elaborate live shows. The Give It Away video could be called Anthony and the Hand Jive, and its even more ridiculous when he starts doing duck lips. 8. and indemnify Journal Media in relation to such content and their ability to make such content, WebReaders Poll: The Ten Worst Bands of the Nineties 1. They're generic, they're insultingly unintelligent, they do not have absolutely the slightest modicum of self-awareness, and they're about as "extreme" as Coldplay is exciting. But she was briefly waylaid by evil, earnest-types Counting Crows when they convinced her to help slaughter a Joni Mitchell song. WebGogo_is_Adlai 12 yr. ago. Three lads from Donegal who made sprightly tunes about manic pixie dream girls and Louis Walsh. But the larger point of why this band is on the list is the entire pop-punk fad they inspired. This group of Nirvana/Pearl Jam wannabes' popularity, fortunately, died out by the mid-2000s, nevertheless, the lyrically immature and musically repeated and underdeveloped stylings of Puddle of Mudd were certainly an indication of things to come in the early 2000s, for this reason, their addition on this list. And Then There Was David Lindley, See the Beths Deliver Refreshing 'Expert in a Dying Field' Mini-Set on 'CBS Mornings', The YSL Case Is Stretching Fulton County's Justice System to Its Breaking Point, The National Stay Up Late to Perform 'Tropic Morning News' on Fallon, NBA 'Investigating,' Team Suspends Ja Morant After Allegedly Flashing Gun on Social Media, Netflixs Sex/Life Is Back to Satisfy Your Softcore Desires. at the Disco. These are the worst musicians of the 2000s. Its an instant fix, like downing a couple of fizzy drinks in one go. Razorlight - In fairness the hatred directed at Razorlight is not actually for the three members of the band not called Johnny Borrell is it? Whats worse is just how seedy it all is, way too post-watershed for rodents. What followed, however, was nothing short of disastrous. 13. The actual band took a backseat to frontman Prestons antics on Celebrity Big Brother and later, Never Mind The Buzzcocks. This makes them make the list. Following the formal departure of singer Linn in 2007, the band performed a series of concerts as a trio in Europe and Asia from 2007 through 2009, before Jenny revealed in November 2009 that she would be taking indefinite leave from the band to focus on her own solo career.Jonas and Ulf have since recruited two new female vocalists, Clara Hagman and Julia Williamson. Theory of a Deadman's lead singer Tyler Connelly is sort of like a slicker version of Nickelback's Chad Kroeger which is ironic given that the pair duetted on 'Hero' taken from the Spiderman soundtrack. 1 One Direction One Direction (commonly abbreviated as 1D) were a British-Irish pop boy band based in London, composed of Niall The band's Dark Horse album was a success which produced eight singles, one of which peaked on the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 and two of which peaked on the top 20 on the Billboard Hot 100. For that, Fratellis, I can never forgive you. Because nobody will stand for this ever again. Hard-Fi - A 'proper' band who sing about real things like having no money, going out on a Friday night, soldiers in Afghanistan and Feltham Young Offenders Prison. Which was a good tactic on his part, because they were crap. Because, even if youre composed of ladies, it takes balls to make music that is simultaneously pretentious and dopey, derivative and uniquely craptastic. What made it so bad: Its earnest, self-indulgent pap of the highest order. Web20 Worst Bands of the 2000s Can you name the 20 Worst Bands? Known for their squeaky clean looks and attitudes, this boy band had more than their fifteen minutes of fame. The point being: had this song not existed within a viral fad, literally nobody would care. 483623. We wondered which recent bands we might all be fighting about in 20 years. Hanson has sold over 16 million records worldwide and have had eight top 40 singles in the UK and six top 40 singles in the US. Luckily the band have split now with Justin Hawkins going on to try various ventures such as entering Eurovision (Beaten by the car crash that was Scooch). Why take our chances? You get infected at a young age when you dont know any better. We don't mean that in a good way. local news and culture, Angelica Leicht Feb 23, 2017. Famous purely through association the bands biggest hit is the catchy but infuriating 'Shake It'. Across their 3 studio albums, James, Charlie and Matt inflicted such horrible tunes as 'Year 3000', 'Air Hostess' and 'Thunderbirds' on us. Instead we get three-and-a-half minutes of highly derivative pop-rock that evokes memories of a hundred shit mid-noughties indie nights in damp provincial towns. -Ian Cohen, The all-mighty arbiter of SoCal cool, Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski was famously willing to be thrown out of a cab because he hated the fucking Eagles, and you should be too. By this time Westlife were six albums deep into a career built upon dull, saccharine ballads and the formula was very tired indeed. Its excellent that theyve got great abs, and they certainly have the right to wear their shiny jackets wide open. 9. blink-182 In fact, it downright sucks. If ever there proof that British pop music was in a dire state in the first half of the noughties then it's this. 2. brokeNCYDE - Given their name which is meant to be play on words of 'Broken Inside', unsurprisingly brokeNCYDE are an emo band, but this isn't emo as we know it, oh no. ------------------------------------------. You can obtain a copy of the ' On the plus side, however, we do thoroughly back the legit bromance between Messrs. Kiedis and Flea. Worst bit: Its not even the worst Black Eyed Peas song. The problem is that Animal Collective are a special kind of unlistenable; their albums dont reward active engagement, but they dont make good background music, either. Houston's independent source of American pop-rock band from Tulsa, Oklahoma formed by brothers Isaac (guitar, piano, vocals), Taylor (keyboards, piano, guitar, drums, vocals), and Zac Hanson (drums, piano, guitar, vocals).