please. Because as we see in The Walking Dead, at some point you're going to need community. Your last bullet point is the problem. The only issue was water. This retired sailor stated the Millennium would begin between 1793 and 1795. Their interest in zombies stem from a . What does anything you just babbled on about have to do with the article? Sanitation and hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.) The very core of my soul is sickened with it. The US is already conforming to the EU economic model that Ronald Ray-Gun Loved so much. Last year, zoologist Philippe Fernandez-Fournier from the University of British Columbia in Vancouver, Canada and colleagues made a chilling discovery in the Ecuadorian . um excuse me i was reading pyshcolgy books when i was 10 and i belive this! How you figure its proven that theres infections that take over the nerves and its system which is todays term zombies and dont say shit is fake if you hands dont dont know what goes on behind closed doors. Ya never know. This spiritual organization predicts that the world will end in 2026, when an asteroid collides with Earth in accordance with, While clarifying there is no way to be certain, this. "If you live in New York City or London and the zombie apocalypse happens, you probably need to get to the country to get away from people," says Ramey. In my opinion, our society is just one disaster away from total collapse. There are 62 days until Zombie Apocalypse. I see Mom and Kims point, however todays parents have a harder job, but you must do it,,,limit t.v., media and what music listen too make the older kids read to the younger kids,play board games,etc,,. Pick a meeting place for your family to gather in case zombies invade your home or if your town evacuates because of a hurricane. One rather bleak prediction for 2023 concerns our home planet losing its way in space. For centuries, doomsdayers have prophesied the apocalypse. Whatever you choose to call them, these corpses that rise from the grave to walk the world and terrify and sometimes infect its inhabitants are one of the top monsters in popular culture. This article is just an excuse for the author to wring his hands and blame da ebil gubamint and TV for everything that HE finds wrong with the country. That idea will not help the current situation. ( i was once left in a video game combat situation with nothing but a pistol. I see bad things coming and I just hope that I can take care of myself and my family. I have only been prepping for a year or two. Its WTF, I Believe the Zombie Apocalypse may happen and it could be biblical as well. Miller, a Baptist preacher, predicted Christ would return on this date. But, if catastrophe strikes quickly (war on American soil, prolonged drought, massive storms, economic collapse/hyper-inflation) and drastically decreases the average Americans access to food, water, alcohol, and medicine, this underclass will have NO access. Dr. Douyon and Prof. Littlewood examined the three zombies, and found that they had not been the victims of an evil spell. Within the next 1 million years, Earth will likely have undergone a, It is estimated that every 100 million years, Earth is hit by an asteroid about 1015km in diameter, comparable in size to the one that triggered the, The Earth and the Moon will most likely be destroyed by falling into the Sun, just before the Sun reaches the largest of its, This page was last edited on 5 March 2023, at 02:40. Till then Sit down ya Poser! This prediction was based on the practice followed by computer programmers of abbreviating year numbers with two digits when developing software. The end of the world is nearagain! So get your head screwed on strait and make something out of your life, because you only have one, Dude this IS bullshit like how would we fight that crappy stuff. I guess some people just cant see past politics. Anthropologist and ethnobotanist Wade Davis Ph.D, has spent years investigating a possible scientific explanation for the alleged existence of zombies in Haiti. let us believe lol no one is serious, Oh were fucked up your the one who cant even spell damn right. Water: Store at least one gallon per person per day that you think you may be trapped during an emergency. 0 days. Solanum is cesium with. 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The only thing you did was point out one more thing that should have been in the article POLITICAL ZOMBIES. But hang on, there's more. You are dead on that there will be zombies but they wont be slow or dead. This mathematician calculated that Judgement Day would begin at 8:00 am on this date. The government has control of everything and everyone!! Water: Store at least one gallon per person per day that you think you may be trapped during an emergency. Zechariah 14:12 & Isaiah 26:19-21 and foretold in Revelations as well. this is all rediculous MDMA/molly and XTC are not bath salts or METH, not even close. First i agree about the iphone statement, but did you forget about hte kid in Houston i think that was killed for a pair of tennis shoes,,, Earth's tilt is decreasing, making the shortest day longer. Obviously, the main ingredient needed for a zombie apocalypse is zombies. Ticking up like a car odometer, the calendar finally keeps track of 144,000-day . And Ill be damned if I let my kids turn into these fucking freaks. The real reason why everything is falling apart is!! They found that a previously unknown species of the Zatypota wasp can manipulate spiders from the Anelosimus eximius species to an extent that researchers have never before witnessed in nature. The CDC Added "Zombie Preparedness" Instructions to Its Website. While the odds of Hollywood-style, real-life zombie attack might seem nonexistent, theres a good reason that zombies and disaster preparation go hand in hand. While Hollywood zombies may not be exist, there are real situations that mimic zombie attacks, from people high on drugs to people who are so preoccupied with their phones, gadgets and whats going on in reality tv that they might as well be among the undead. Ok so even if the drug is real and everybody does turn into a eating machine, would it eventually wear off? Bring on the zombies so we can try something new and get rid of the zombies running things in washington. The Mayan calendar got some people worried in 2012. You really need to lay off the drugs and do a little more research. yah youd think with all these zombie movies so one would get the idea, i myself all these movies about aliens, zombies, ghost, the Devil believe they are made for a reason and i believe that reason is to prepare for the end one way or another, we all need to get ready for whats really out there, I agree iv seen a zombie for real attack a person during a parade the zombie riped a piece of a guy face off, people who say it is not real it is cause they think of rotting flesh and snarling but there are mutiple other ways zombies could be real for example drugs or the fungi it could even just be a disease, Yes but the first thing i would do is go to the gun store to get ammo, Yeah I rather not die I have a life to live, I have been trying to tell others only my grandparents and younger stepsister (who also belive in them) agree with me and thats problay why my grandparents let me train myself in self-defence when i was 7 also i could use numchucks by the time i was 4 years old, my dad taught me he also taught me how to use a ninga star as well along with knifes because he knows that the real world is dangrous although now hes a scumbag cause he hasnt wanted to see me since i was 10 and i needed him the most at that time. 34. But especially in such a climate of uncertainty, the last thing we need is yet another baseless armageddon fantasy to exacerbate our anxiety. Guys, it isnt just the parents. According to astudycommissioned by Nokia, the average cell phone user checks their phone at least 150 times a day, or approximately once every 6 minutes. For every mans hand will be upon his neighbor , something causes this to happen. When everyone else freaks out or dies and only private bumpkin is left but he takes initiative and kills the enemy or holds a position for reinforcements. . I hope everyone takes a good look at these people and what they are saying because theyre todays youth. also its sad as many have lost their own will/ became puppets mentally. then that would pose a problem because then the zombies would be intelligent. Believe it or not, historical records record multiple examples of zombie-like people who sound very much like Hollywood-style zombies. bath salts are obviously a problem and im not against what you are standing for here but i just wanted to point that small fact about the drugs you are refering to, Now, I dont believe in zombies, but I do get your point. floating tv stand modern. The zombie, often portrayed as an undead, flesh-eating, decaying corpse, has enjoyed a popularity surge in recent years. Then and ONLY THEN will I believe you study ANYTHING about Zombies. This evangelist announced that "the world is going to go 'puff' and disappear" in September 1935. I speak from experience and plenty of it. These species of fungus target and infect various insects through their spores. The general public believed the likeliest cause would be nuclear war, while experts thought it would be artificial intelligence. upon us my job is to protect my family god help us all. AT THE Centre de Psychiatric et Neurologie in Port au-Prince, Dr. Lamarque Douyon, a Haitian-born, Canadian-trained psychiatrist, has been systematically investigating all reports of zombies since 1961. Use this knowledge to calculate the weekday of any date in your head. The wasp completely hijacks the spiders behavior and brain and makes it do something it would never do, like leave its nest and spinning a completely different structure.